So! I got all the nine patch blocks chopped up and twisted around. Like so:
Then they had to actually be reassembled and sewn up. And arranged on the card table to take pictures.
Here’s a secret: I’m farther along than this. I actually got them all sewn together and the first (of three) borders sewn on. HOWEVER. There may be some sabotage in putting the other two borders on.
I’m not naming names. I’m just sayin’.